Church Signs
Some are cute. Some are funny.
Some are thought provoking. All are true!
Prayer - Wireless access to God with no roaming fees!
God expects spiritual fruit - not religious nuts!
Heaven - Don't miss it for the world!
In the dark? Follow the Son.
A world of love makes a world of difference. Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.
Fight truth decay - study the Bible daily. Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside!
Dusty Bibles lead to dirty lives.
If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?
Exercise daily, walk with the Lord.
A man is not ready to live if he is not ready to die.
Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
God's last name isn't 'damn'.
Swallowing pride will never give you indigestion.
Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
Stop, drop, and roll won't work in Hell.
Character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you.
Come work for the Lord. The retirement benefits are out of this world!
If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
To belittle is to be little.
Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.
Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive.
We have a great prophet-sharing plan. Details inside!
Come early for a good back seat!
You better believe. The devil sure does.
Every saint has a past - Every sinner has a future.
A cold church is like cold butter... it doesn't spread well.
Seven days without prayer makes one weak.
No Jesus - no peace, Know Jesus - know peace!
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.
Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your bible.
It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees.
Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings.
There are some questions that can't be answered by Google.
Forbidden fruit creates many jams!
If the wages of sin is death, shouldn't you quit before payday?
The Ten Commandments are not multiple choice.
Our world revolves around the Son.
The church is a gift from God. Some assembly required.
Need a new life? God accepts trade-ins.
The atheist prays there is no God.
Come in and let us help prepare you for your finals!
A good pill to swallow is your pride.
Character is doing what is right when no one is looking.
Think Freedom in America is good, try freedom in Christ!
Satan has an excuse for every sin.
Eternity is a long time to think about what you should have done.
Spread the Gospel, not the gossip.
If God is your co-pilot... swap seats!
The Devil believes in Jesus. Is he in Heaven?
Experts made the Titanic. Amateurs made the ark.
Ever seen a U-Haul behind a hearse?
You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out.
Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
Life - on the clock. Eternity - payday.
Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.
Action without thought is like shooting without aim.
Friends don't let friends die without Jesus.
Christians, keep the faith... But not from others!
How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Non-smoking?
Repent now! Avoid the rush on judgment day!
The Ten Commandments were not called The Ten Suggestions.
If we evolved from monkeys then why do we still have monkeys?
God does not believe in Atheists, therefore Atheists do not exist!
Guess who created pleasure? God just might know a thing or two...
Enthusiasm for Christ is contagious. Has anyone caught it from you?